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The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Before I get on the plane I thought I would look back at the Season; not all doom and gloom style though. I’m reflecting on the good bits (yes I know they were few and far between) as well as the dirge.

 
GOALS
1st PRIZE “Arrrrrshaaaaviiiiiiiiiiin!”- V Barcelona. A sweeping example of hitting them on the break
Honourable mentions
RVP- V Barcelona- Scoring through the eye of a needle
Nasri v Fulham-Individual skill and a ridiculous spin
Walcott V Chelsea- A nail in the coffin of the Chelsea hoodoo
Ramsey V Manchester United- A sweet return for the Welshman reminds us that there’s nothing quite like beating Man U.

 
BLUNDERS (Where to begin)
1st PRIZE Almunia- body checking Squilacci at the Hawthorns
Dishonourable mentions
Fabregas-handling in the area against Sp*rs
Eboue-Against Liverpool in the 102nd minute; what was he thinking?!
Diaby-reacting to Barton, and not even hitting him properly, and being sent off against Newcastle
Fabianski-Doing a Shilton against Andy Carroll
Koscielny/Szcezny-Carling Cup confusion
 
GOOD GAMES
1st PRIZE ARSENAL V BARCELONA ECL
Honourable mentionsARSENAL V CHELSEA PL
ARSENAL V MANCHESTER UNITED PL

MANCHESTER CITY V ARSENAL PL
SP*RS V ARSENAL CC

 
BAD GAMES-poor performances and general lack of common sense
FIRST PRIZE ARSENAL V SP*
RS PL
Dishonourable mentions
ARSENAL
V WIGAN PL
ARSENAL
V BLACKBURN PL
ARSENAL V ASTON VILLA PL
ARSENAL
V SUNDERLAND PL
 
UGLY GAMES-Debacles!
1st PRIZE NEWCASTLE UNITED
V ARSENAL PL
Dishonourable mentions
STOKE
V ARSENAL PL
ARSENAL
V LIVERPOOL PL

BOLTON V ARSENAL PL

 
PLAYERS GOOD
1st prize Jack Wilshere-Thrust into the spotlight and showed star quality
RVP- 18 since January an injury prone star

PLAYERS BAD-hopeless
1st Prize Almunia-incompetence personified
Squialacci-just because
Fabianski-and accident waiting to happen
Most of the squad

PLAYERS UGLY-legends in their own minds
1st Prize Denilson-did nothing and did it badly
Dishonourable mentions
Eboue-the joke isn’t funny
Bendtner-If you were that good you would have scored at Camp Neu (mitigation; he’s not a winger though)
Most of the squad
Special mention to the Manager Arsene Wenger, without whom this would not be possible.

Adios.

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