A Cock and Bull story

To finish a week where the voice of Sp*rsdom/Media/White Van man/ has proclaimed that Sp*rs are a bigger club, a better Club a blah blah blah, than Arsenal based on their victory a mere 6 days ago, let’s not forget that like Haley’s comet Sp*rs victories at Arsenal come along once in a blue moon.For some it's a once in a lifetime experience. No matter our current woes, what can’t speak can’t lie; here are the stats.

1992/93: Arsenal 1, Sp*rs 3 - Sp*rs won

1993/94: Arsenal 1, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs nope

1994/95: Arsenal 1, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs winless

1995/96: Arsenal 0, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs without win

1996/97: Arsenal 3, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs beaten

1997/98: Arsenal 0, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs draw without winning

1998/99: Arsenal 0, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs fail to be victorious

2000/2001: Arsenal 2, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs Leave without a point

2001/2002: Arsenal 2, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs didn’t win

2002/2003: Arsenal 3, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs taste defeat again

2003/2004: Arsenal 2, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs lose

2004/2005: Arsenal 1, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs single digit loss

2005/2006: Arsenal 1, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs muster a non win

2006/2007: Arsenal 3, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs goalless

2007/2008: Arsenal 2, Sp*rs 1 –Sp*rs nil point

2008/2009: Arsenal 4, Sp*rs 4 – DVD

2009/2010: Arsenal 3, Sp*rs 0 –Sp*rs nitto

2010/11: Arsenal 2, Sp*rs 3-Sp*rs won

Umm Perspective anyone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
once in a lifetime

acknowledgements to R.Owsley