Some Reasons why Wenger wants Joe Cole

...To keep RVP Company in the medical block

...Because the club has 10,000 Cole shirts left

...He's much better at Mystery Sniper falls than Denislon

...So that Sagna isn't the only one with a ridiculous haircut

...To sort out Shawcross and Taylor like assaults on Arsenal Players

...To play run-outs with Theo at tea time

...On the basis that he MUST be better than Almunia & Fabianski in goal!